Thursday 5 September 2013

FrankenBike Pt. 2: Testing the New "Accoutrement"!

If you recall, I wrote a brief piece a couple of weeks back about some *ahem* modifications I was making to my bike to assist in the overall experience of riding long distances offroad.  For those who don't know what aero bars are, here they are:

Seen far more commonly on $10,000 carbon team racing bikes, the looks that these garner when attached to knobby-tired bike are priceless.  For long distance riding though, enduro riders swear by them.  If you watch the Ride the Divide film, or check out any blogs written by TD riders past and present, these contraptions are not only essential from a physiological perspective (it is heaven taking your hands off the grips for a bit...absolute heaven!) but do a great job at holding up a roll bag on the handlebar.  And the cherry on top of the sundae?  They also take gadgets like lighting, GPS, or a trip computer off the handlebar; which by now, I'm sure has already gotten pretty crowded with the brake levers, shifters, bell, light, trip computer, strapped down dancing hula girl, whatever...it adds room and comfort.  AND (this is like finding a second prize in a box of Cracker Jacks!)...they apparently due a great job as a clothes rack for drying out gloves, socks, and anything else that might, and will, get wet on the trail.

I had the opportunity two weekends ago (Ed. Sorry for the late post...life has been crazy lately and I haven't been able to write.) to get out for my first distance ride in about 2.5 weeks.  While not an epic ride by any stretch, it was nice to squeeze 50 km out of the old legs.  Again nothing overwhelming (I left from Cambridge to go to Paris on the rail trail like I did about 6 weeks back), but it did give me a chance to try out the new bars AND see my daughter play in a soccer tournament, so...yay!  So without further ado, on to the product.

The Bars: Profile Design T1+ Aluminum Aero Bars

  • Multi-position ski bend extensions suitable for triathlon or time trial
  • 6061-T6 aluminum extensions and forged brackets
  • Injection molded F-19™ length, width, and rotationally adjustable anatomic armrests
  • Equipped with “J2” Brackets™ for an adjustable lower arm position
  • 503 grams

  • First Impressions: The model I ordered were the Profile Design T1+ aluminum with the "ski-type" bend to them.  There are probably 20 different models to choose from in all sorts of configurations and layouts.  They even produce the bars in carbon - superlight materials for superlight riders with a penchant to look really, really fast.  I chose the T1+s not for scientific purposes, but because they work...or at least they've worked for most people as they are areconstantly featured on several gear lists for past TD riders.  My other logic was this: I felt that the bend in the bar would likely allow me to alter my riding position even further.  One thing that did surprise me, but probably shouldn't have, was the weight.  I'm not sure what I was expecting, but these things are quite light.  I'll bet the farm that the carbon versions are ridiculously void of excess fat, but the cost-weight ratio wasn't significant enough for me to justify the added cost.  These are more than satisfactory.

    Set-Up: Once word - tricky.  Out of the package, everything seems relatively straightforward, but with the miniscule instruction sheet (side note - As a technical writer, I abhore whoever wrote this manual and urge my brethren around the world to seek out the culprit and flog them with a copy of the Chicago Manual of Style!), the installation was a bit more of a challenge than I had thought.  The initial trouble was caused by the placement of the clamps on my handlebars, which in the centre start out at 31.8 mm and taper off towards the shifters.  Unfortunately, this gives a somewhat narrow profile and one that may cause a braod-shouldered fella like myself some consternation.  Once I finally figured out what my outer threshold was, I began to tighten the clamps to a point where I could then stand back and gauge the horizontal plane in relation to the rest of the bike.  I had to imagine what the best riding angle would be without actually being on the bike.  Can you see where this might get a bit frustrating?  Did I mention that the bars are also adjustable laterally - meaning I could slide the bars further back towards the saddle, something that many riders do as a result of the riding position on a mountain bike?  Sounds all sorts of technical, huh?

    The long story here is that setting up aero bars in this nature is trial-and-error type of process.  I had to get on the bike, lower myself into that riding position and see if this was something that I could live with.  So I did exactly that.

    Test Ride #1: Prior to loading the bike into the car, I took a quick spin around my parking lot using only the bars.  Snug at the elbows, this was my first ever attempt at riding in this position.  Understanding that tweaking needed to be made, it wasn't too bad.  A bit narrow, and a bit low, but this also made me consider a couple of things about how I ride.  First, it is entirely possible that my saddle position is too high.  I felt like I was bent forward too far to fully reach the ends of the bars.  This may be the vertical position of the ends, or perhaps the angle of the bar in relation to my seating position.  Or, as mentioned, maybe I was sitting too high.  Second, I hadn't adjusted the arm pads yet, which can supenate outwards.  For a guy like myself with broad shoulders, rotating them outwards might be a bit more comfortable.  So far so good...

    Test Ride #2:  I didn't get these bars to ride on the road.  I needed dirt.  Now, I don't expect anyone to use these while riding technical trails such as Hydrocut or Kelso unless you have a death wish.  These bars are not meant to supplement technical riding in any way, shape, or form.  They are meant for the long haul.  That being said, I took off down the Cambridge to Paris Rail Trail with a bit of momentum and quickly shot outfront on the bars.  Without the aforementioned adjustments, riding on uneven gravel in this fashion was a recipe for disaster.  I knew immediately that adjustments had to be made.  Because of the position I was in, I was set at an angle that didn't allow me to fully power the bike ahead.  I was too low, and as such started to lose speed.  Also, because of the narrow wind-resistent profile I was striking, any nudge or rut would have caused me to topple.  Not something that I wish to have happen when isolated in the Rockies.


    All told, I'm happy with the addition.  As you can tell by the photo I have a bit of tweaking and adjusting to make.  The arm rests have to be readjusted.  The angle of the bars have to be realligned, and I'll likely be putting some cork bar tape on the ends to make the grip a little more robust and comfortable.  It looks like a strange arrangement, having aero bars on a knobby, but for those long stretches that I have to ride, taking the pressure off my hands will sure make a world of difference.  I'm planning a ride this upcoming weekend...I'll let you know how things turn out.

    Thursday 22 August 2013

    Playing Air Guitar on the Trail

    ‘Cause I’m on top of the world, ‘ay
    I’m on top of the world, ‘ay
    Waiting on this for a while now
    Paying my dues to the dirt
    I’ve been waiting to smile, ‘ay
    Been holding it in for a while, ‘ay
    Take you with me if I can
    Been dreaming of this since a child
    I’m on top of the world.

    ~ On Top of the World - Imagine Dragons

    What a great set of lyrics -and a great song too (see below).  I'm a firm believer that music makes the mood.  Whatever it is you're doing, music can either bring you up, or take you down.  On a long bike ride, music can help sooth the monotony of the pedal strokes.  It can also help to guide those pedal strokes with a strong cadence.

    On normal in-city rides, I typically don't wear headphones.  Far too dangerous to have one sense disengaged while trying to avoid cars, open doors, sirens, train whistles, barking dogs that jump out of bushes right in front of you (happened on my driving test 23 years ago.  Seriously.), etcetera.  However, if I'm riding on an isolated stretch (such as the Elora-Cataract), I will put the earbuds in from time to time.  And with over 30,000 songs in my collection, making a good cycling mix can be a task bigger than changing a flat in Mosquitoville. 

    Choosing songs to listen to while riding is akin to deciding how to spend birthday money...the right choice is pure reward.  Choosing wrong however can be chock full of regret.  Music is one of the most subjective items available to mankind.  Everyone has different tastes and preferences.  Mood can also dictate what music gets blared through speakers or headphones.  With that in mind, I do have playlists at the ready for when I am in the mood to listen while I ride.  Here are some of my favorites:

    1) Float On - Modest Mouse: I love the melodies of this song.  Great coasting tune, especially during the chorus..."and we'll all float on, OK?".


    2) On Top of the World - Imagine Dragons: I simply love the sound that the Las Vegas-bred Imagine Dragons produces.  This track (which I first heard on the FIFA 13 soundtrack, by the way) has as strong up-beat tone with a truly inspiration chorus.  You can't help but take your boot out of the clip and tap along...on flat surfaces anyways!


    3) Grace for Saints and Ramblers - Iron & Wine: Cruising through a pasture or down a slow slope, I just love how this song just ambles along.  You just can't help but bop along.


    4) Harder Than Stone - City and Colour: There is just something about listening to this song as the last one on your ride.  You just feel a sense of "accomplishment".  For me, the Canadian references are pretty cool too.


    5) Gold On The Ceiling- The Black Keys: I'm going to default and put the ENTIRE El Camino album in the playlist.  Pat's heavy drums and Dan's wailing are simply enough to take you anywhere on any ride.  Pure Gold...on the ceiling and everywhere else!


    6) Be Faithful - Fatman Scoop: Changing the genre a bit, I enjoy hip hop and electronica in my mix.  It is great pump up music, especially when you are bonking.  I love this old school-sounding track...takes me back to my bar days (yup...I'm old!).


    7) Maximal Crazy - Tiesto: If you don't completely go nutters while playing this song, you are deaf.  The groove and beat push you to your max, which is exactly what you need when you're pounding through a tough and muddy slog.  I think I passed out trying to ride to this in an RPM class once!


    8) Spin the Black Circle- Pearl Jam: Time to put your head down and grind out that climb.  Eddie's gritty lyrics and wail during the chorus can't help but get you to the next level.  I also love the song because its about one of my passions - vinyl records!  Although, "spinning the black circle" could mean a tire?  Hmm.  Find a live version of this to really hear the Grunge Gods at their finest.



    9) No Easy Way Out - Robert Tepper: There is no workout, cycling or otherwise, that doesn't include a track from the Rocky IV soundtrack.  The guy looks like Michael Bolton's twin and the video is from 1986 (cheesy as all hell), but I can't help but want to be Rocky when I hear the bassline and lyrics.


    10) Drive Me Home - The Reason: You know when you walk into a Starbucks (sorry Tim Horton's drinkers!) and place your order, only to have to stand and wait for your $5 latte under those ginormous Christmas lightbulbs and there in front of you is the tantalization of free iTunes tracks?  Well, that's how I found these guys.  This track was the "free song" of the week and throwing caution to the wind (who cares, right?  Its free!), I grabbed one of the business card sized tokens.  Entering the code on my phone, the track soon downloaded and I was soon blown away.  Thse guys ROCK!  And the best thing...they are from Hamilton.  For those around the world reading this, that's about 45 minutes away from me.  Having seeked out more information about them, I stumbled upon another song called The Longest Highway Home (appropriate name for a cycling blog huh?).  Check out the bonus video below and consider it my gift to you.

     
     


    BONUS (just in case the ride goes a little long!) - Carry Me Home - Hey Rosetta!: I save this track for the home stretch.  Another outstanding Canadian band (What?! I love my country!), this time hailing from "Out East" - St. John's Newfoundland.  I can't recall how I found these guys (likely the same method I used to find The Reason), but I simply love the melodies here.  This song - with its novelty title cries for the opportunity to Carry [You] Home at the end of a long ride.



    I seriously could add 100 more songs to this list (hmm...maybe I'll make this a regular feature.  Thoughts?).  This is just a small sampling for a short ride.  Is there anything that you would add?



    Building a FrankenBike, Pt. 1


    First the grips.
    Then the electronics (reviews forthcoming).
    Now, the aero bars ("Aero bars?!" you say.  "Impossible!"  "Can't be done!").

    My frankenbike is starting to "come alive".  Stay tuned for Part 2...

    Wednesday 14 August 2013

    All Dressed Up...and Nowhere to Roll.

    Time hadn't been on my side recently.  Come to think of it, neither has Mother Nature...that cruel, heartless ethereal being who causes great consternation amongst the human race, but always provides great watercooler conversation fodder.

    As I've mentioned in previous posts, the TD requires riders to climb and descend 200,000 feet in 2,700 miles.  There is nowhere close to 200,000 feet of vertical elevation, let alone accessible trail, in Ontario.  I realize that to acclimatize myself to that type of elevation change, I will more than likely have to leave the province for some mountainous riding - perhaps upstate New York or the Laurentians in Quebec.

    However, my problem at the present time isn't necessarily gaining the climbing miles...its simply gaining the miles, period.  Its been a couple of weeks since I've knocked of a 50+ km ride, with my latest plans scuppered by other commitments.  I need to get out riding, and while local runs and ditty-bops through the surrounding trails are fine for evening rides, I need some good old thigh-burning, leg-cramping, butt-numbing long distance riding, and I need it now.

    I thought I would share with you some of my thoughts, hopes, and dreams for some LD riding in the future.  Some of this is more realistic and immediate than others, but no one can say that I haven't done my homework.  Like everything when you are preparing for the TD, a lot of preparation in the beginning saves you from some potentially epic fails at the end.  These are just a smattering of some of the trails I would love to ride, both near and far.

    The Waterfront Trail

    The first one that caught my eye (and stretching over 1,400 km from the southern border city of Windsor to the Ontario-Quebec border), is the Waterfront Trail - designed to give riders, runners, hikers, and the general public, a legacy trail that could be used to traverse the province via a dedicated and properly signed route.  The history of this trail, as told by the website, originates in 1988 when environmental evaluations were completed on the status of Toronto's waterfront.  Over the following years, the Waterfront Regeneration Trust was created to suitably recommend and implement "regeneration" initiatives along the Lake Ontario waterfront.  Through countless amounts of back-and-forth bickering, the WRT finally opens the Waterfront Trail in 1995 thereby creating "a 350-kilometre, virtually continuous trail along the Lake Ontario shoreline, which connects hundreds of parks, historic and cultural sites, wildlife habitats and recreation areas from Stoney Creek to Trenton." *

    *Sourced from www.waterfronttrail.org .

    1,400 km of cycling good fun!
    The evolution of the trail eventually grew and took hold in two sections - the Lake Ontario Waterfront Trail (Niagara Falls to the Ontario-Quebec border), and its newer cousin, the Lake Erie Waterfront Trail (Lakeshore to Fort Erie).  Joined in the middle by the Welland Canal Trail and the absolutely gorgeous Niagara Parkway Trail, the provincial utility trail is a combination of paved and unpaved road conditions; dirt paths and minor highways.  This ride fascinates me for several reasons:
    1. Mileage - This is 1,400 km of multi-purpose, well marked trail (I was down in Niagara this past weekend and noticed signage all over the place).  While not exactly the Rockies, this ride would offer a rider like me a great opportunity to tack on multi-day centuries.
    2. Scenery - I love my province.  I have seen the province in all its splendour - from Windsor to Ottawa to Thunder Bay, and all points in between.  Well, almost.  A route like this is designed to get you intimate with the communities that you ride through; but gives you ample opportunity to escape the human race.  And I'll bet you there are some ghost towns along the way!
    3. Testing my Manhood - This is not what you think (Actually, what is it that you're thinking?).  What I'm referring to is testing my mental fortitude.  Let's face it...I've never ridden my bike on an overnight...ever.  While the route no doubt passes by luxury hotels and B & Bs, there is also ample opportunity to rebuke all of the hospitality temptations in front of you for the more homely activity of camping.  This would be a great opportunity to test a long day's ride with the packing and unpacking process.
    I'm not sure that this year will be the year to tackle this.  With summer quickly transitioning to autumn in the coming weeks (however, if you woke up in Ontario this morning, you most likely thought summer was over today.  It was only 9 deg. C when I left for work this morning!), the opportunity to tackle this with the shorter days is simply not realistic.  However, I'm going to file this one in the "to-do" pile for next year, or perhaps the month leading into the TD in 2015.

    The Central Ontario Loop Trail

    For something apparently "legendary" about this trail for those who live near it, there is a God-awful neglect towards posting quality information on this trail online.  While there is mention of it here and there as a multi-purpose 450-km loop.  According to www.bancroftontario.com, the Central Ontario Loop Trail is "[a] 450km multi-use trail, open 12 months of the year. The trail consists of old rail line trails, and secondary roads. The trail passes through five counties, Hastings, Haliburton, City of Kawartha Lakes, Peterborough and Northumberland. For free print maps, trail rules and more information on the Central Ontario Loop Trail, please see their website.  Umm...OK.  The website does not exist, so I implore that anyone from the Hastings/Haliburton area who might stumble on this modest blog...can you please send me some information or some maps?  I'd like to check this route out, but without any idea how and where the trail runs, its hard to commit to this.

    La Tour de KW

    While not an official trail per se, I do have to give a shout-out to a local rider (Garmin Connect user "rvandermey") from the Kitchener area who mapped out a route on his GPS taking him over 77-km along every nook-and-cranny trail circumventing the K-W area.  Starting at the famous Hydrocut mountain biking trail in the west end of Kitchener, the loop takes riders south through Victoria Hills towards the Huron Park area.  From there, the path leads to the Homer Watson Park area (and some really beautiful singletrack).  After playing in HWP for a bit, the trail saunters towards Chicopee Ski Hill and some slight elevation changes.  Onward to connect to the Walter Bean Trail, which aligns itself with the Grand River, the route passes through some low-lying terrain and pulls back out near the border of the two cities and heads towards Uptown Waterloo.  Following the bike-friendly University Avenue (thanks to the 45,000+ students attending the nearby University of Waterloo and Wilfrid Laurier University), the trails finishes off in the Ira Needles/Boardwalk area and the trailhead.  I AM going to do this trail before the end of the season.  I was supposed to ride it a couple of weeks back, but I ran out of available time.

    Lake Champlain Bikeways

    OK...this one is a bit of a stretch, and also not in Ontario.  It does however, offer something unique to my training regimen - elevation.  The Lake Champlain trail system runs over 1,100 miles through the Adirondacks in Upstate New York, Vermont, and southern Quebec.  I recently stumbled on this, so more information will need to be gathered; however, from a high-level glance, this appears to be an excellent and well-supported system that would help me build some tolerence to the changing air pressure at elevation, as well as to gain climbing strength.  Certainly not this year and as a "hope and a prayer" for 2014, but with some planning and good fortune, this could be one to target.

    Kitchener - Hamilton - Niagara Loop

    OK...so this one I sort of made up on my own.  Sort of.  Its an amalgamation of several different trail systems that interconnect to form a 425-km+ "loop" from Kitchener to the north shore of Lake Erie, east to Port Colborne, north to Niagara-on-the-Lake, and returning west to Hamilton before retracing the early part of the route back to Kitchener.  I REALLY want to do this ride.

    Much of this route is spent on pre-esisting rail trails and side roads, ranging from colourful farmland to wonderful vistas overlooking the Lake Erie shoreline, with the return from Niagara-on-the-Lake spotted with the always lush orchards and vineyards of the Niagara Peninsula.  I estimate that a rider could likely knock this route off (weather permitting) in about 3 - 4 days.  I don't think this will be a 2013 run (maybe Fall, but unlikely), but definately something I will tackle in Spring 2014.




    No...I Haven't Gotten Myself Lost...Yet!

    It sems like forever since I last posted.  For that, I apologize.  Work and life in general have been pretty hectic, and despite having five posts backed up in the queue to publish, I haven't been able to actually finish them.  Lots to come though, so thank you for your patience.

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    I wanted to take a minute to be gracious...

    To everyone around the world who has either purposely or accidentally viewed my blog, I can't express to you enough gratitude for your interest and engagement.  Seeing the views climb gives this blog purpose and feeds me with the desire to continue writing for you.  I am simply amazed by the way intercontinental communication has connected the world.  To date, I have had reviewers/viewers/readers/subscribers/passers-by from Canada, USA, France, Russia, Germany, Senegal, Taiwan, Singapore, and the Netherlands.  Unreal.

    Thank you!
    Merci!
    Bedankt!
    Vielen Dank!
    Спасибо!
    谢谢你 !
    Terima kasih!

    Please send me your comments and your feedback.  I would love to hear from riders, adventurers, supporters, and dreamers alike.

    I also want to show my extreme appreciation for my greatest supporter on this little quest for mental and physical fulfillment - my beautiful wife, Jennifer.  Without her staunch encouragement for me to get up off the couch and chase my dream, this "mid-life solution" would have never taken off.  Thank you for kicking my proverbial butt Honey!

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    Some of you might know that I am a technical communicator by trade - so writing is quite natural for me.  This type of writing, however, isn't typical of my profession.  I truly hope to further engage your interest and fascination with my little adventure with better quality writing each time out.  To coin an appropriate analogy, writing is like hopping on a two-wheeler for the first time - the more you do it, the quicker you can learn to do it with both hands off the handlebar (or eyes off the keyboard).  I plan to write quite often about a variety of topics - gear, rides, biking philosophies, fitness, and even recipes(!).  I hope you stick around and continue to support me on my quest to ride the Divide.

    Now, back to the writing that pays the bills!  We'll talk again very soon.

    Wednesday 7 August 2013

    The Wheels That Turned Before Me: Conquerers of the TD

    This is going to be a short post, but one that I think everyone should take a second and check out.

    I am certainly not the first one to attempt the Divide, nor will I be the last.  This "race" has been run for years.  Hundreds of people have tried.  Hundreds of people failed.  As a future racer, I look to the sage words of wisdom and advice from those who came before me.  What they've seen and experienced will hopefully keep me safe, prepared, and safe (yup, kinda important to me!).  So this post is meant to direct your interest to some of the best Divide blogs I've come across - either from a quality writing POV, or from a quality information POV.  They are all quality from my perspective and they deserve a visit by anyone interested in bikepacking, the Tour Divide, or simply adventure cycling.  Enjoy!

    Nick's Misadventure Page - This guy wrote a great blog about his adventures on the TD.  Well written with wit and humour; informative and inciteful.  Definately a great read! (Nick rode in 2011)

    Team Kaker (TD Gear List for 2013) - I stumbled on this site purely for the gear list, which is very through and comprehensive.  Worth a checkout.

    Greg Rides The Divide - Greg is a 59 year old endurance racer from my home country Canada (Eh!) who recently completed his first attempt at the TD.  Coming from the nearby city of Oakville, Greg and his family posted regularly and often.  Also, Greg was riding for a great charity!  Definitely check this one out.

    Jim Stansbury's Tour Divide Race 2012 Adventure - A very well-written post.  Discussion about gear, logistics, and strategies supplemented with an outstanding photo gallery make this blog one of my favorites to re-visit.  And for the record, Jim completed the TD when he was 57! 

    Zero to 2700 Miles - Another Canuck, J.D. from Hamilton made the TD trek this past June and finished it.  Another great perspective on the preparation - both mental and physical that one has to undertake to complete this race.  Must read!

    Chris Bennett's Triathlon Blog - OK...so it says triathlon in the title, but Chris entered the race in 2011 and clicking on the link will take you one of his posts on the gear list he used for the race.

    Normally Aspirated Human - This is Mike Hall's blog.  Who's Mike Hall?  He's the Welshman who KILLED the TD this past year setting an unofficial record of 14 days, 11 hours and 55 minutes!  Unfortunately due to the forest fires causing detours through New Mexico, Mike's record is unofficial.  Fifteen freakin's days!  Think of the math...2,700 miles in 15 days is 180 miles per day...EVERY DAY!  Insane!

    These are only some of the blogs out there worth checking.  As far as I'm concerned, anyone who documents such an adventure deserves credit and is owed your attention.  Some other resources that might pique your interest:

    Adventure Cycling Association - The grandaddies of adventure cycling and the TD.
    Eat, Sleep, Ride: How I Braved Bears, Badlands, and Big Breakfasts in My Quest to Cycle the Tour Divide  by Paul Howard - Great Read!
    Be Brave, Be Strong: A Journey Across the Great Divide by Jill Homer - Well regarded book from a well-known adventure traveller. 

    Tuesday 6 August 2013

    Picking a Two-Wheeled Family

    No, I'm not replacing the two-LEGGED family that I already have.  They're great, let me do stuff, and put up with the minor annoyances that exude from my person on an almost daily basis.

    No, what I'm referring to is how to pick a bike store.  Your bike store.  Its sort of like choosing your local watering hole.  Rather than serving up cold pints and neat shots, the fine folks at a bike store are there to support your riding whimsies and provide you with practical and solid advice.

    So why then, after living in the Kitchener area for over a year, am I having a hell of a time finding "my store".  The KW (Kitchener-Waterloo) area has the good fortune to be blessed with four (count 'em) time-tested bike stores: Ziggy's, Braun's, King Street Cycles, and MacPhails.  So again, I ask the question...why can't I find a bike store to call my own?  Am I being too particular?  Too picky?  Too pig-headed?

    Let's go back in time for a moment and relive what I believe to be one of the finest bike shops around.  Prior to living in the K-dub, my residence of choice was the Northern Ontario city of Sudbury.  Located four hours north of Toronto, Sudbury offered everything that anyone could possibly wwant in outside activities.  Heck, they even had an Outside Store!  With thousands of square miles of Canadian Shield rockiness, Sudbury had the roughness that any outdoorsman could want.

    Let me preface all of this by saying that while I had always enjoyed cycling, there was a long period out of the saddle for me.  In recent years, my interest increased once again to the point where I had to finally replace my 1989 Raleigh Discovery (C'mon, the damn thing was purple!  Very chic and flashy for 1989!).  Shopping for said replacement brought me to three of Sudbury finest purveyors of rubber, grease, and lycra: The Outside Store, Pinnacle Sports, and Adventure Ski & Cycle.  All three carried their own lines of bikes and all possessed a multitude of options for a prodigal cycle bum.

    Ultimately, I chose the Kona that you saw in one of my earlier posts.  And I purchased it at The Outside Store.  Why did I purchase at the Outside Store?  Because they listened.  Because they advised.  Because they listened again.  They never judged me.  They never thought that I was a wannabe.  Heck, they even invited me out for a group ride to get me acquainted with the local MB community!  Not to mention, they had a shop that could easily have been supplanted on the main street in Banff and would have felt right at home.  Wood beams, racks of outdoor gear, bikes hanging from the ceiling, and a friendly golden retriever to greet you at the door.  They understood what I was looking for and made the suggestion.  I evaluated.  They listened.  I postulated.  They listened again.  We got each other.

    I can't seem to find this here, and I can't quite understand why.  What's even more frustrating is that I live directly across the street from what could be MY store...but I can't seem to get the "warm and fuzzes" out of them.  It feels cold and impersonal.  Now, I understand that when a middle aged guy walks in to a store and tells whoever will listen that he plans to ride the Continental Divide, the urge to roll one's eyes might be too tempting.  What none of these places realize is that over the next two years, I will likely spend a considerable amount of money on equipment, servicing, and if they're nice...some valuable web time trumpeting their service and speciality.  But it seems to me that everyone here has either "heard it before", or is so bent on selling the high margin items they have in their store, that no one seems to listen.  I'm looking for advice.  I'm looking for expertise.  I'm not looking for pacification or patronization.  I know enough about enough and I've done my research. When I want to go into a store to talk about equipment choices and strategies for one of the biggest races on Earth, I expect that at least one of them would like to "come along for the ride".  Seemingly, this adventure I'm going to embark on is falling on some deaf ears at present.

    Its a tough place to be.  Thankfully, there are several very good blogs written by those who have ridden the Divide with pages of equipment advice and suggestions, logistics advice, general friendly support us riders looking to follow in their treads.  I suppose I'll have to invoke the spirit of the race and go outside my comfort zone to find the best possible resources for me - local or otherwise.

    UPDATE!: I had to travel 2 hours outside of my city (enroute to the family cottage) to find some genuine interest and advice for what I'm hoping to do.  Many thanks to Chris at Black Tooth Grin in Barrie for listening, advising, and listening some more.  A great store, with great products and they love to talk about riding.  I will be back!

    THE NEW PHONE BOOK IS HERE! THE NEW PHONE BOOK IS HERE!*

    * Special thanks to Steve Martin's character Navin from The Jerk (1979) for the eye-catching headline!


    I love new stuff as much as Navin.  I love new stuff that makes my life more comfortable and easier to navigate.

    Part of the preparation leading up to racing "the most difficult mountain bike race in the world" is testing and retesting gear.  Riding a bike for that amount of distance is all about finding out what works for you and your body.  It is simple kinetics.  When riding a bicycle, there are five points of contact between your bike and your body: left hand, right hand, left foot, right foot, and finally, your whole ass.

    I recently made a significant upgrade to one of the contact points - my hands (no, I didn't replace THOSE!).  On any ride, your hands (and subsequently your forearms, upper arms, and shoulders) will receive a tremendous beating.  Hell, you're on a mountain bike on an uneven surface jutting against rocks, trees, roots, and other miscellaneous obstacles.  What else would you expect?  Most cyclists wear padded gloves to help absorb the pounding and most MB riders have front suspension forks that suck up most of the bone jarring force coming at you.  What many riders don't factor in, however, is the impact that a good, ergonomically-correct set of grips can have on a long distance ride.  I am a testifier to both the before and after.

    The before was the stock Kona grips that came with my bike.  I always had intentions to change them out, but without the impetus of longer rides to do it, the replacement was delayed...until after my Paris ride.  I noticed after that ride that my hands really started to tighten up and in certain places go numb; which is condusive to repeated trauma.  The type of trauma that can be the result of poor ergonomics on a long ride.  Think about it.  Over 50 km, your hand position is likely to change at least 100 times because your body is simply not meant to be static.  Your brain says "this isn't working" and makes adjustments.  Over a long ride, this is done countless times.  So, how do you fix it?

    I had read some reviews about the grips from Ergon and as such, checked out the different models that were available.  Ergon is a German manufacturer that specializes in saddles, grips, pedals, gloves, and backpacks - all with the common goal being to make your ride that much more comfortable.  After checking out the numerous permutations that Ergon had, I decided to try the GP2, which from what the company states, is the replacement to one of their best-sellers - the GC2.


    This grip is fantastic.  There, I said it.  I had the opportunity to test these puppies out on my latest ride to Erin and with a bit of tweaking, they made a world of difference.  The rubberized palm pad allowed me to change my arm angle and rest my palm with my fingers of the grip and bore most of the jolts from the uneven surface.  It allowed me to control the bike without actually gripping the bar (sometimes relaxing your "grip" muscles can do a world of good).  The 2" bar end also enabled me to suppenate my wrists for when I had to climb, or simply when I wanted to coast along a trail for a bit' this being typical of most bar ends, but due to the short nature of the stubs, I was able to get my entire hand around the tip comfortably.  This rotation in the angle took alot of pressure off my shoulders.  The angle of the bar end is adjustable depending on one's preference, simply by turning the hex bolt on the underside.

    The proof was in the pudding for these grips as I firmly believe that I was able to complete my ride due to their installation.  Though who ride more technical terrain might choose to go with the bar end-free models like the GP1 or the GP1 Biokork.  However, I highly suggest that all riders evaluate the types of grips your own...and the Ergon brand is synonymous with comfort.  All in all, you might think that grips are the least sexy part of a bike, but on a long slog, a good set of grips can make or break your ride.  In my case, they make me want to ride alot more.
      

    Wednesday 31 July 2013

    Said Fergus to Erin: "Wanna ride my trailway?"

    Two weeks to the day since my last big ride (see my post on the Kitchener - Paris ride), I decided to test my faculties against another well known, somewhat local trail system.  The Elora-Cataract Trailway "was originally the route of the Credit Valley Railway. The main line was constructed in 1879 between Toronto and Orangeville, and the branch line from Cataract to Elora was built at the same time.

    In 1883, the Credit Valley Railway was incorporated into the Ontario and Quebec Railway, and the following year it was leased to the Canadian Pacific Railway. It operated as the CPR’s Elora subdivision until 1988, when it was abandoned.



    The Grand River and Credit Valley Conservation Authorities acquired the right-of-way in 1993. Acquisition of the abandoned CP rail corridor and its development as a Trailway have been made possible by the financial support of the Province of Ontario, the Grand Valley Conservation Foundation, corporate and private donors, service clubs, user groups, and by the support of local citizens." (www.trailway.org)

    I was under a bit of a time crunch that day for two reasons.  First, I was meeting up with someone who I'd connected with on Kijiji, in Elmira to procure her Garmin eTrex GPS unit (details on that little device to come).  Second, the weather forecast for the day was predicting showers by around 2:00 pm; without waterproof riding gear, that trip could have ended up messy if I'd been running late.  With 75 km to cover, I needed to get moving.

    I woke up at 6:45 with the full intent to be out the door within a half hour.  Elora from Kitchener is roughly a half hour away.  My goal was to be trailside by 8:00.  After some minor stops for some energy food (in the form of a carb-heavy bacon and egg sandwich and old fashioned plain donut from Tim Horton's) and some gas, I finally made it to Elora around 8:15.  Finding the trailhead was relatively simple - finding parking however, was a bit trickier.  Unsure about the possibility of having my vehicle towed on me for the ride home, I elected to proceed further down the road to Fergus, the neighbouring prou-to-be Scottish town, and another conduit of the trail system.

    After winding my way through the suburban streets, I finally found my access point; and more importantly, an out-of-the-way parking spot for my car.  By 8:30, I was locked into the pedals and on the trail.
    
    Straight and flat...perfect for cycling!
    The trail is a multi-use system, as evidenced by the signage indicating that all means of non-motorized access was allowed during the summer months.  This included hikers, bikers, and yes, even horse riders (more on that in a bit).  In the winter, the old railway line becomes flush with snowmobilers.  Anyways, back to summer.

    By the time I hit the trail, the temperature hit a balmy (insert sarcastic tone here) 12 deg. Celsius.  As the forecast was only supposed to hit 22 C (perfect weather for a long ride!), I was looking forward to pounding out some major miles, without dying from heat exhaustion (see my post on the Kitchener - Paris ride).  However, in a not-so-genteel way, Mother Nature decided to flip me the "big fungool" and thus provided a gusty crosswind that I would pay for later on in the ride.  The trail started out flat and would continue as such for the majority of the ride.  As the route made its way out of Fergus, side streets gave way to fields, ripe with corn, wheat, and countless other vegetables.

    Sun over the fields
     
    The trail itself was mostly hard packed A-gravel with some sections of gravel dust.  The condition of the trail was somewhat surprising due to the crazy weather we've been having.  Aside from a very small patch of mud southeast of Belwood Lake, the route was pleasantly dry.

    Approximately 7 km outside of Fergus, I arrived at Belwood Lake Conservation Area.  According to the Grand River Conservation Authority:

    Belwood Lake was created in 1942 with the construction of the Shand Dam, the first dam in Canada built solely for water control purposes. Conservation area visitors can stand on the top deck of the dam and see the vista of the Grand River valley below. A stairway along the face of the dam allows visitors to walk down to its base. The flow from the dam is used to generate hydroelectricity. The 12 km-long lake (7.5 miles) offers excellent boating, fishing and water-skiing, while a small spring-fed quarry offers an ideal spot for people to cool off on hot summer days.

    I took these pictures on the return leg, but I think you get the idea of the true uniqueness of the area.

     
    Belwood Lake
     

    The stairway to the viewing area
     
    Damn! Now THAT's a dam!
     
     

    I have to admit...the scenery on the ride was truly magnificent.  I had heard people talk about this trail and now I had the chance to experience it myself.  After leaving the Conservation area, the trail looped around the southern tip of the lake and proceeded to follow the shoreline to the easternmost entry point of the Grand River.  Rich dark greens were complimented by the bright kelly greens accented with the rays of sunlight that could barely penetrate the heavy forested canopy.  Riding through the dark wooded tunnel, the birds and crickets provided the soundtrack to go along with the continuous whooshing of the tires on the gravel.  I emerged on the other side in full view of the sun and the incredible tapestries of colours provided by the neighbouring farms.

    Horses, elpacas, and perhaps the largest cow I had every seen engaged in their morning routines of grazing, oblivious to this two-wheeled stranger jetting through their turf.  I think you'll recall earlier in the post that I indicated that the trail is often used by horseback riders.  This was quite apparent as I had to consistently dodge past strategically placed "trail bombs" (aka heaping piles of horse dung).  Funny enough, the signs marking the trail suggested only to dog walkers that they provide "poop and scoop" maintenence when their canine companions chose to relieve themselves.  I can just picture saddle jockeys descending from their perches to pack up the superfluous piles of fertilizer.  OK...moving on.

    As the lakeshore gave way to more farmland, the trail responsibility transferred from the Grand River CA to the Credit River Conservation Authority.  I stumbled upon a rougher patch of the trail by this point, converting from the the now familiar hard pack, to doubletrack Jeep trails and the odd singletrack...nothing difficult, just rougher.  Fallen branches strewn here and there provided enough obstacles to keep me focussed. 

    The trail eventually opened up again to some of the most stunning scenary I have ever laid my eyes on.  Rolling fields of wheat and corn emerged in a quiet, isolated, and tranquil setting.  The colours were so vivid.  I can only imagine what the view from 10,000 feet on the GDMBR would be like.

    Postcard-worthy views from all angles of the trail jumped out like living Tom Thomson images.  The beauty however, was found in the solitude.  There was NO ONE around.  And this is why I like hopping on the bike...to simply get away.  Had I not been on a time-trial of sorts, I likely would have stopped to "smell the roses" for a bit.  It was that incredible.

    Enroute to Erin, I passed through the "spot on the map" community of Orton.  Not much to see...only a road to cross.  Next up would be Hillsburgh, where to my surprise existed a rest area of sorts at the trailhead, including several picnic tables and a traveller's most welcome friend...the Port-o-Potty!  At this point, I began to check my time.  I had only 20 minutes more to go until I reached Erin, but with time ticking away, I needed to make sure that I had enough time to return to Fergus, allowing for an extra half hour to make my commercial rendezvoud in Elmira.  Hell.  I had come this far.  I had to finish it, and so I did.  The last stretch into Erin saw the trail surrounded by rows upon rows of wildflowers and creekbeds.  Foot and bike traffic was starting to build, as well as the obligatory dog walker; one of whom almost spelled a certain end to my ride when she let the 6 dogs she was "caring for" roam free on the trail ahead of me.  There is nothing like flying 20 kph down a trail trying to dodge a hyperactive Fido whose idea of good fun involves its teeth on your tires. 

    Fortunately, I missed the dogs and proceeded towards the last remaining kilometres leading into Erin.  Because of my time restrictions, I didn't have the opportunity to enjoy the main street of Erin.  Having driven through it on four wheels several times, I can truly attest to its beauty and century-old charm.  The main street is lined with boutiques, ice cream shops, and diners.  Large hanging baskets of annuals hang from lamp posts showcasing the area's agricultural link.  Truthfully, Erin is a town I recommend that everyone takes the time to visit.

    Aside from the head and crosswinds I had to endure on the way back, the return trip was fairly uneventful.  My body was starting to tighten up and it seemed once again, that the trail was a phantom uphill battle.  I made it back to Fergus hungry and exhausted...but in time to make by Elmira-based appointment.  I finished it.  One more notch on the seatpost towards achieving my dream.

    I will definitely ride this trail again.  Hopefully with time on my side, I can extend the journey to Forks of the Credit Provincial Park and perhaps beyond.  Unfortunately, with the long weekend coming up and a family trip up north, I won't be on the bike again for at least a week.  Time enough to rest, recoup, and plan my next long distance assault.

     

    Tuesday 30 July 2013

    Ride the Divide - The Movie

    When I tell people of my intention to navigate the Continental Divide on a mountain bike, self-supported, over 200,000 feet of ascending climbs (the equivalent of climbing Mt. Everest 7 times!), I often get asked what my inspiration was to draw me to such a crazy endeavour.

    My response always resolves around the excellent documentary directed by Hunter Weeks and produced by the likes of Joe Cantwell, Anthony Cimino, and Mike Dion - one of the participants in the first official Tour Divide.

    When the officially unofficial race started in 2008, there were only 17 "racers" committed to completing the route.  Over the course of an hour and a half, the viewer is gradually introduced to a variety of characters from Crazy Larry in Banff, to "Brad Pitt himself" Alan Goldsmith.  We get briefly introduced to Mike McCoy, the guy who over 4 years mapped the Great Divide Mountain Bike Route.

    As the story of this trek progresses, the production crew emphasizes the physical and mental statuses of three riders - the previously-mention Mike Dion, a family man looking to set aside his mundane office life for a month; Mary Metcalf-Collier, the first woman to ever attempt the traverse; and Matthew Lee, a 4-time veteran of the race looking to slay his demons and complete the route in record time...of course to be home in time to witness the birth of his new baby.

    These tales of physical and emotional pain and the reality of self-preservation greatly inspired me.  I see people from all walks of life trying to "find" themselves and push the human existence to its brink.

    You may not like cycling, nor documentaries for that matter; but this tale of human endurance and my inspiration is right there for the viewing.  If you don't watch the full movie, at least check out the clip below.  Then you'll see why this race has a special place in my heart.


    This "race" just completed its 6th rendition with a record 143 riders.  Only 81 finished the race, or 57%.  This is NOT an easy route, but it is widely regarded as life-changing, and that's what I'm going for.

    Monday 29 July 2013

    Oui Oui...à Paris (Ontario...that is!)

    If you've read my first post, you'll kind of get the gist about what I'm doing here.

    This is a blog about my two-wheeled trail adventures preparing me for the grand daddy of all mountain bike adventures - the Tour Divide.

    One of the most important components of training for this ride is to get miles on your saddle.  Of course, genteel Sunday rides along the bike paths leading to the local Dairy Queen are lovely, and can be quite rewarding (C'mon...its DQ Baby!).  But its not enough.  To achieve success on the GDMBR (Great Divide Mountain Bike Route), you need miles.  Lots of miles.

    On the GDMBR, the route leads riders through the harsh, yet beautifully serene landscape of 1 province and 5 states: Alberta, Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, Colorado, and New Mexico.  As mentioned in my first post, there is ALOT of climbing.  Being from Ontario, preparing for that amount of ascention is next to impossible...unless I head to upstate New York, something that is not on the present horizon.  But I can certainly put on the miles.

    My first "distance escapade" took me from downtown Kitchener alongside the meandering flow of the Grand River through Cambridge and Glen Morris - towards Paris, a quaint picturesque town nesstled into an elbow of the river.  All told, the route I had mapped out (via the latest capabilities of Google Maps) was going to last me 45.3 km one way, and according to the speed demons at Google, ONLY 2 1/2 hours.  Wrong.

    Downtown Kitchener to Paris

    I informed my wife that I wanted to head out as early as possible on Sunday to avoid the pending heat that the weather forecasters were predicting (actually, the predicted humidity for that afternoon was supposed to be 38 C.  Ouch!).  She had no problem, as long as I didn't wake her.


    Having prepared my trusty steed the night before with the necessary carrying bags, chain lube, and "hydration management system" (cool name for a water bottle and a CamelBak), I endeavored to down a hasty cup of coffee and hit the road by 7:30 am.  With caffeine in the system and a sense of anxiousness at doing something I've never done before, I set off through the quiet streets of the downtown, confidently racing towards my first "map checkpoint" at Rockway Golf Course.  Strange as it may be, this area of Kitchener was one that I was familiar with, but had never through - either on two wheels or four.  After a couple of turnarounds, I finally gained my sense of direction and made my way towards the mildly technical trails in Homer Watson Park.

    Enroute to Homer Watson was a truly wonderful trail leading from Manitou Drive through to the end of Wilson Avenue.  It was there that I was introduced to the rather docile cousin of Bambi.  Feeding on the side of the road not more than 15 feet away from me, my presence had largely gone unnoticed.

    For those in Southern Ontario, you'll undoubtedly be familiar with the crazy weather we've been having this summer.  As the trail sauntered close to the Grand River, the results of said storms were evident on the lower parts of trail.  As the river level was high, parts of the trail were marginally washed out, resulting in a big decision on my part - retrace and go around on the local streets, or try to guide my bike (and previously dry shoes) through chocolate pudding-like mud.  I was on an adventure after all, so the mud it was.  The mud, as expected was thick, deep, and EVERYWHERE!  I rolled my bike through the standing water and used it as a crutch as I walked along the somewhat drier portions of the trail on the side.  A problem arose however - millions of problems in fact, in the form of a swarm of mosquitos.  After making it through the first patch of mud, I managed to find the bug spray in hopes of warranting off the little bloodsuckers.  It worked until I had to pass through two other similar, and unpleasent patches of pudding.  I suppose I would have been more frustrated if I didn't rationalize that this little inconvenience was quite minor in comparison to the major pain and suffering I was going to endure on the TD in two years.  As Churchill once said - "Keep Calm and get your fat ass out of the mud before the bugs suck you dry!".  And so I did.

    Further on up the trail, I stumbled upon the ruins of an old mill.  Tranquil in its setting, I would have stopped to enjoy nature, but I had a long distance to cover.  Maybe another time.

    Exiting the Homer Watson Park, I knew that the mud portaging was costing me some valuable time.  I proceeded down Old Mill towards Doon Valley Golf Club and the Hwy. 401 overpass.  Having never been on the overpass, I decided to stop for about a minute to check out the view.

     
    
    Crossing over the highway took me to the tiny hamlet of Blair, home to the famous country inn - Langdon Hall.  While a pitstop at the spa would have been lovely, I had more pressing business to tend to...getting to Cambridge.  Riding the designated biking/hiking trail known as the Grand Trunk Trail.


    A lovely descent into downtown Galt awaited me (along with the not-so-welcome ascent on the way back!).  I should point out that the day I decided to pull off this ride, the humidity was forecast to reach 38 deg. Celsius.  As it was only about 10:00 am by the time I reached this point, I new that things were going to heat up shortly.

    As I pulled into the past known as Galt, I was starting to feel the lack of caffeine in my system from not having any coffee earlier, so I stopped in at the charming Grand Cafe, nestled perfectly alongside the river for a double espresso.  Mmm...bellissimo!

    A short ride south of downtown led to the trailhead of the Cambridge to Paris Rail Trail.  As the northern terminus of an interconnected trail system that leads ambitious cyclists, runners, hikers to Port Dover on the northern shore of Lake Erie, the Cambridge to Paris Rail Trail is widely regarded as one of the nicest trail systems in southern Ontario; both for accessibility and scenery.  Following alongside the slow moving Grand River, the trail steadily follows the old rail line ethat formerly linked the two communities.  Fairly straight and generally level, there were plenty of opportunities to gain some much needed speed, thus putting me in Paris shortly before lunchtime.  Wildlife aplenty, the trail offered an eerie respite under a shadowed Carolinian canopy.  Birds of all sorts and countless butterflies were whisked by as my tires greedily gobbled up the dirt.  Approaching a slight bend in the trail, I noticed a pair of riders oddly parked in the middle of the trail looking at something on the side.  Slowing down, I saw what caught their attention.  Less than 10 feet away, this Peregrine Falcon had decided that the 65 km signpost was a good place to take a breather (wait a second...do falcons take "breathers"?).  Unphased by our close proximity, he/she was most likely more interested in his/her next feeding.

    Shortly afterwards, I reached another trailhead - this one located in Glen Morris, a tiny community situated roughly halfway between Paris and Cambridge.  Judging by the number of cars in the parking lot, quite a few people were taking advantage of the warm weather by either hitting the trail or embarking on a lazy ride down the river via the boat launch.  As the midday sun was quickly melting all in its path, I was still feeling good physically and mentally.  I had consumed the requisite amount of fluids and my arrival in downtown Paris was only a few miles away.

    For those unaware, the downtown section of Paris is quaint, if nothing else.  The main street, lined with its numerous boutiques, cheese shops, and cafes evoked waves of nostalgia and visions of small bucolic European hamlets.  Having dismounted from the bike to give my weary legs a break, I stumbled upon a local bike shop - Vintage Velo, who impressively was open on a Sunday.  I realized on the trail that my bike was missing something quite valuable - a bell.  With the number of pedestrians and slower riders, I found that I had no way to letting other trail users that I was approaching.  So I decided to give them my custom and bought a small bell, with help from the friendly attendent at the front desk.  What caught my eye in this store however, was not the selection of accessories, but rather the wide selection of vintage cruising bikes.  And they are all in top condition.  There are no words to describe what they carried, so I'll recommend you check out their site (see the link above) and click on the Bicycle Sales page.  Scroll down the page and emmerse yourself in two-wheeled nostalgia.

    By this time, my stomach was starting to inform me that the gastank was empty.  Hacing asked the staff at Vintage Velo where a hungry, sweaty mountain biker could go for some good hearty food, I was told that the Brown Dog, about a block away, was popular with the biking crowd.  Having no reason to argue, I made my way down the street.  Upon arriving at the self-appointed velo cafe, a phalanx of roadie rigs (high end street bikes) adorned the bike rack in front of the building.  Carbon and titanium frames of all colours and sizes were bunched together on the rack like a pack of wolves forming a perimeter.  Not wanting my plebian ride to scratch the two-wheeled Ferraris, I gently rested my tired rig against the rack and headed into the restaurant.



    My senses were soon assailed in the subtle fragrances of frying bacon, buttered bread, and freshly brewed coffee; accompanied by the oh-so-welcome freshness of air conditioning.  I grabbed a small table in the corner next to the group of spandex-clad roadies who owned the carbon rides outside.  Having engaged one of them in a brief conversation, the group had apparently ridden from Dundas for the day.  Try doing that on knobbies Fellas!

    Lunch quickly arrived in the form of a bacon and egg panini on fresh baked (and grilled) italian bread with a pickle spear and fresh lemonade.  Needless to say, the sandwich did not stand a chance.

    After about 20 minutes, I started to feel my muscles tightening up so I quickly lapped up the remaining lemonade and made my retreat back out into the 35 deg. heat.

    I've always been a believer that loops and end rides are phycologically, the best routes to take to push oneself.  On that Sunday however, I didn't have that chance and would have to make the min-numbing return "back up from where I came".

    Within about 5 km, I started to notice that my thighs were tensing up and my hamstrings were constricting.  The pedal strokes that I used to power myself down the trail had apparently gone missing.  I began to cramp up.  From a physiogical perspective, cramping is one of the most debilitating ailments that can strike an athlete.  Although I'm not an extreme athlete and I know well enough that hydration battles cramping, I simply lost all power in my legs.  The trail seemed to be ascending slightly, and all in the wrong direction.  Whereas an hour prior, I was booking it down the same plot of land, this time around the trail had forced me to hit my wall.  Slowly pounding the next 5 km to Glen Morris, I started to feel the extreme heat impacting me from above.  I finally made it to Glen Morris and decided to give my aching muscles a short break.  Resting under a tree in the shade, I made a call to Jenn, my wife.  She asked where I was and how things were going.  I responded in a gutteral tone "I'm bonked."  We discussed the inevitability of her having to come "resuce" me before the call cut off, likely due to the isolated spot I was in.

    I reluctantly climbed back on my bike with cramping legs, a soaked-from-sweat jersey, and sore sit bones and slowly made my way the next 10 km to Cambridge.  I won't bore you with details, but needless to say, it was painful and ugly.  Shortly afterwards, my heroine had arrived to resuce me from the fresh hell I had put myself in.

    I began the day with hope and determination.  I had a goal.  I had a target.  It all evaporated in a lactic acid build-up that would have crippled the best.  I had alot going against me that day - the weather, the lack of proper preparation, over-confidence.  However, after a hot shower and a cold beer, I relalized what I had just accompished.  I had NEVER gone 65 km on a mountain bike before in my life.  But that day, I did it.  And from that point on, I reassured myself that with more training and better awareness of my capabilities, I could reach my goal - to ride the divide.
     

    Hi Ho Kona...Awwwaaaayyyy!

    Every great adventurer has their "trusty steed".

    The Lone Ranger and Silver.

    Roy Rogers and Trigger.

    Indiana Jones and Short Round.

    For me, the "pony" that gets me around on the trails with haste and vigour is my 2011 Kona Caldera hardtail.  She's light.  She's nimble.  She's fast.  But is she "enough" for the Tour Divide?  Time and distance will tell.

    
    My "Black Beauty" geared up for long, lonely ride.
    To prepare for a race like the Tour Divide, a bike has to be strong, sturdy, fleet of tire, and above all -  comfortable.  A bike has to fit the rider...not the other way around.  This bike fits me...for now.

    At present, the only modifications done to this rig are the recent additions of some Ergon GP2 grips (not shown), Shimano clipless pedals, and a new chain (nothing really exciting about a chain).  Along with some Bontrager kit bags on the gas tank, top tube, and seatpost, the bike is pretty much stock.  Like describing a car, here's what's under the hood:

    Frame MaterialKona Race Light 7005 Aluminum Butted
    Sizes18"
    ForkRockshox Recon TK Solo Air 100mm
    CrankarmsFSA Comet
    Chainrings44/32/22
    B/BFSA MegaExo
    PedalsShimano Clipless
    ChainShimano HG53
    FreewheelShimano HG50 11-34 9 spd
    F/DShimano Alivio
    R/DShimano XT Shadow SGS
    ShiftersShimano Deore
    Brake CalipersAvid Elixir 5
    Front Brake RotorAvid G3 Clean Sweep 185mm
    Rear Brake RotorAvid G3 Clean Sweep 160mm
    Brake LeversAvid Elixir 5
    HeadsetFSA
    HandlebarKona XC/BC Riser
    StemKona XC/Road
    SeatpostKona Double Clamp w/offset
    Seat ClampKona QR
    GripsKona Race Light
    SaddleWTB Valcon Sport SE
    Front HubShimano M475 Disc
    Rear HubShimano M475 Disc
    SpokesSandvik Stainless 15g fr / 14g rr
    RimsMavic XM119
    Front TireMaxxis Aspen 26x2.1
    Rear TireMaxxis Aspen 26x2.1
    Paint ColorBlack Beauty

    There isn't a whole tonne that I would like to change to the bike...maybe a new saddle and some new wheels...but these can all be transferrable to another rig if need be.  My goal at this point in the journey is to evaluate the capabilities of this bike over the coming year with regards to durability and sturdiness.  Longer rides (some overnight) will precipitate more equipment to be added.  With this, strain gets put on the bike.  I'm not sure whether my "Black Beauty" would survive the TD.  From other blogs I've read about this race, my bike falls just short of what is deemed necessary to successfully complete the race.  Not by much, but certainly enough to consider options next year.